Because Even Old Goats Deserve to Smell Like a Spa
Need to relax after a long day of yelling at the TV and finding your glasses (which were on your head the whole time)? Our Lavender Old Goat Soap is here to soothe your senses and make you feel like you’ve just spent an afternoon at a luxury spa—minus the uncomfortable robes and awkward small talk. With the calming aroma of pure lavender essential oil, you’ll feel serene, clean, and ready for your next nap.
Ingredients:
Packed with Goat Milk, MSM, and a rich blend of sustainable oils (Palm, Olive, Sunflower, and Coconut). And, of course, real lavender essential oil—not the kind your grandkids use to cover up the smell of dirty laundry. This is the good stuff.
Warning:
May cause involuntary sighing and contented grumbling. Not responsible for spontaneous napping.
Perfect for:
Unwinding after a tough day of keeping your opinions to yourself (barely). Because life’s too short not to smell this good.
“Smells like a nap in a flower field… without the hay fever.”
