Product Overview
For When You Need to Feel as Sharp as You Look in Those Suspenders
If your idea of aromatherapy is a cup of black coffee and a good grumble, you might be surprised by our Rosemary Old Goat Soap. With its crisp, herbal scent, this bar is packed with the essence of rosemary to help you stay sharp and fresh—like your wit, but with fewer groans when you stand up. It’s the aromatic pick-me-up you didn’t know you needed, perfect for mornings when the ol' knees creak louder than the floorboards.
Ingredients:
Goat Milk, MSM, a mix of the finest natural oils (Palm, Olive, Sunflower, and Coconut), and the refreshing touch of pure rosemary essential oil. It’s got more goodness packed in than a Sunday crossword—minus all the frustrating clues.
Warning:
May inspire you to suddenly remember where you left the car keys or tackle that 5,000-piece puzzle like a boss. Use with caution.
Perfect for:
Days when you want to smell like you’ve got it all together—even if you’re just heading out to argue with squirrels in the backyard.
“Like a walk in the garden… but without the risk of pulling a muscle.”
