Product Overview
For When You Need to Feel as Cool as You Pretend to Be
Feeling a bit sluggish? Need something to wake you up faster than your neighbor’s dog barking at 5 a.m.? Our Peppermint Old Goat Soap has got your back—literally. Packed with a brisk, minty scent strong enough to perk up even the most world-weary morning grouch, this bar is a tingly reminder that you’re not slowing down—you’re just… pacing yourself.
Ingredients:
Goat Milk, MSM, a blend of top-notch natural oils (Palm, Olive, Sunflower, and Coconut), and a blast of peppermint essential oil. It’s like a cool breeze in the middle of a hot flash—except you won’t have to find a hand fan.
Warning:
May cause a sudden urge to organize your spice rack, water your plants, or challenge the grandkids to a game of cards. Use only if you’re prepared to be the freshest old goat in town.
Perfect for:
Mornings when you need an extra kick to convince yourself that yes, today’s the day you’re finally fixing that squeaky cabinet door. (Or at least writing it down on the to-do list.)
“Minty fresh… because nobody wants to smell like an old shoe.”
