For When You Need to Feel as Zesty as Your Favorite Morning Beverage
Craving a little extra pep in your daily routine? Need a boost that’s more energizing than that third cup of coffee? Our Grapefruit Old Goat Soap is here to put a little extra zing in your step—without giving you the jitters. With a fresh, citrusy scent that’s more uplifting than a half-price early bird special, this bar brings a refreshing twist to your self-care regimen.
Ingredients:
Goat Milk, MSM, a blend of pure and natural oils (Palm, Olive, Sunflower, and Coconut), and a splash of grapefruit essential oil. Think of it as a spa day… if your spa day involved a juicy grapefruit, a sunny beach, and no interruptions from chatty neighbors.
Warning:
May result in unexpected bursts of cheerfulness, a sudden desire to practice tai chi in the park, or the impulse to wear those ridiculously bright Hawaiian shirts again. Use only if you’re prepared to become the zestiest old goat on the block.
Perfect for:
Mornings when you need a pick-me-up that says, “I’ve still got it,” or afternoons when you need to remind yourself that there’s more juice left in the tank than your grandkids think.
“Zest for life… because being bland is for oatmeal.”